"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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