i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
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We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
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Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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