Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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