yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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