So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Watching her eat just hurts me
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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