There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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