Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Randomize