No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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