You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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