Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
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I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
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He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
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