so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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