Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
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they won't let me drive with my sombrero
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
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I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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