i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
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Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
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Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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