a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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