Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
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He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
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And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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