Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
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so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
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downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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