yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
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I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
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My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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