the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
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Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
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Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
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