I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
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Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
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cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
My breasts were aching with rage.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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