no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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