Will you blow on my dice?
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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