chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
