Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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