if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
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I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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