chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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