I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
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Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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