so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
We named our party play list daddy issues
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
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Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
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HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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