My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
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Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
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I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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