awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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