only if we run a train.
done.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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