My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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