did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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