my soul wont recognize me after tonight
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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