You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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