This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
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Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
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The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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