I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
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trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
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I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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