If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
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You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
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I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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