Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I'm bleeding and have questions
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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