My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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