Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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