you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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