Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
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you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
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Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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