I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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