have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
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I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
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Alive.
So much puke
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
They are going to name an STD after you.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
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