Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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