The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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