You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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