ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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