Pants 0. Shit 1.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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