That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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