i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I deserve this hangover.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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