I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
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the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
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I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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