I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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