I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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