I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
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I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
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Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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