I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
And then he peed in my hair
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